So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
