doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
