Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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