all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
