so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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