Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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