I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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