just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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