I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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