I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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