He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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