Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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