would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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