I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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