summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We're too hungover to prance.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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