isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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