Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
