absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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