i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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