i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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