wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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