She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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