Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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