Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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