I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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