idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
My liver just broke up with me...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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