I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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