i can't believe i had my finger in that
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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