He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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