why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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