Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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