Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Im part way to drunk.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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