you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Randomize
