Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
