her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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