At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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