i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Quick, to the slutcave!
what day is it and did you see me today?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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