I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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