Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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