I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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