the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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