imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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