please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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