1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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