I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Randomize
