Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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