glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I have post one night stand depression
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