i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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