You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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