Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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