just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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