Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Your penis caused this!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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