the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I still have a little drunk in my system
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Holy shit dude........stairs
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