Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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