This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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