Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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